Just a short post today with a dog joke I saw on Facebook. It’s not very often that I find dog jokes funny, but let’s see what you think. Hopefully, it will bring a smile!
(I have no idea who wrote it!)
A man sees a sign outside a house – ‘Talking Bedlington terrier For Sale.’ He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Bedlington sitting there.
“Do you really talk?” he asks the Bedlington
“Yes,” the Bedlington replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the Bedlington talk, the man asks, “So, tell me your story.”
The Bedlington looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS.
“In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a Bedlington would be eavesdropping.
“I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I’ve just retired.”
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the Bedlington
“Ten quid,” the owner says.
“£10!!? But this Bedlington is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?”
“Because he’s a lying toad He’s never been out of the garden!
I hope your day goes better than this poor ladies!
or this poor little chihuahua’s
Can you think of a caption for this handsome guy, what do you think is going through his mind?
Please let me know if you have any funny dog jokes, I would love to hear them!
Keep those tails wagging!