No-One Ever Has Sex On Christmas Day by Tracy Bloom

No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day

Tracy Bloom

A dream family Christmas or a total nightmare? Katy and Ben are about to find out…

Katy’s been stuck in the office away from her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael Bublé Christmas album, whatever it takes.

There’s only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. But Katy isn’t so sure she’s ready yet…

Ben may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy’s mum’s 64-year-old toy boy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails… Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day?

Laugh-out-loud funny, emotional and festive… This is THE Christmas read of the year without a doubt. Absolutely loved it from beginning to end.’ Mum Reinvented

No-one has sex on Christmas day

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My Review

This is the first book I have read by Tracy Bloom and I found it really entertaining, lighthearted and witty, which is just what you need this time of year in the hectic run-up to Christmas.

Katy and Ben have just moved into their new house with three-year-old daughter Millie, It will be the first year that Millie fully understands the magic of Christmas and they plan an idyllic time together. Then Katy hears that her mum has invited herself for Christmas along with her toyboy lover Carlos.

Katy is given a fantastic job offer but all Ben wants for Christmas is another baby!

I loved the characters, and the good old-fashioned Northern humour…… down to earth and honest with more than a dash of risque sarcasm!

I was sent this book by NetGalley in exchange for an honest review

What readers are saying about No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day

‘I absolutely loved it, I laughed my head off at so many parts it is soooo hilarious!‘ Jessica’s Book Biz

Laugh-out-loud moments throughout… worth the read just for the giggles.’ Carrie’s Book Reviews

Hilarious, I constantly laughed out loud… Great fun and highly recommended.’ Goodreads reviewer

About The Author


Tracy started writing when her cruel, heartless husband ripped her away from her dream job shopping for rollercoasters for the UK’s leading theme parks, to live in America with a brand new baby and no mates. In a cunning plan to avoid domestic duties and people who didn’t understand her Derbyshire accent, she wrote her romantic comedy, NO-ONE EVER HAS SEX ON A TUESDAY. This debut novel went on to be successfully published internationally and became a #1 Best Seller.

Back in the UK she has continued her writing career and has just launched her sixth book.

You can follow Tracy on Twitter at @TracyBBloom, like her Facebook page on or get in touch via her website at

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