Oh, What a Stink! by Kate Hanford
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Make your children laugh again and again with this free ebook of funny poems including;
Oh What A Stink!
Oh, what a stink!
What can it be?
Everyone’s sniffing
and looking at me
It wasnt me
It must be the cat
I dont smell
Stop looking like that!
Oh, what a stink!
It’s making me ill
My face has turned green
I can’t breathe…. until
I follow my nose
and discover with shock
Behind the sofa
My dad’s smelly sock!
Also in the series
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More hilarious poems for you and your children to share
including Really Mum?
Really Mum?
It just isn’t cool
To wear your pyjamas
To fetch me from school
‘I’m in the car’
you said to me
‘No one will know
No one will see’
But the car broke down
In the middle of the street
‘Oh dear’ you said
As I crouched in my seat
My hands were shaking
My face was red
As you told the mechanic
Why you were ready for bed
So, I sat and I waited
With my friends walking by
I felt so embarrassed
I wanted to die
‘We’ll have to walk
It isn’t far’
As to my horror
You got out of the car!
‘Oh No’ I said, ‘It just isn’t funny’
To be seen with your mother
Dressed as a bunny
With fluffy tail
And floppy ears
The sight was enough
To bring me to tears
Really Mum?
It’s not cool to be seen
In your pyjamas
At 3.15
The title of the book alone is a riot! 🙂
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